Today I’m taking a break from the La Jolla photo tour to talk about dirty songs. This is kind of related to CRASH INTO ME, as the title is derived from a mildly dirty Dave Matthews Band song. SET THE DARK ON FIRE is also inspired by a folksy, non-dirty song by Turin Brakes.

Well, mildly dirty and non-dirty aren’t exciting enough for this post! No, I must subject you to a REALLY dirty song I can’t get out of my head. Check out these lyrics from Far’s Pony.

I’m just a bachelor, looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won’t want to get off

If you’re horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle’s waiting
Come and jump on it

And it gets worse:

The things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

I can’t sing along to that with my children in the car! Far, I know this is a cover song, but please rethink the “juices” line. It’s just…too dirty. Thanks.

far–pony