Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles
Tags: perfect chemistry, simone elkeles
Did I say I wasn’t blogging this summer? Never mind that. : )
This isn’t a real review. It’s more like a shout-out. Azteclady from Karen Knows Best was complaining about the lack of authentic (or even correct) Spanish in romance novels. I haven’t noticed a lot of actual mistakes, but I have read some Spanish-peppered dialogue that didn’t ring true. So I’m always delighted to find an author who gets it right!

And isn’t that a beautiful cover?
The first line of Spanish dialogue in this book, “No estes chingando,” made me smile. My husband taught me this familiar phrase (which means something like “Quit fucking around!”) when we were younger. I probably wanted to learn all of the bad words.
Anyway, I thought Perfect Chemistry was an engaging YA romance with realistic teen characters. For more info, check out Simone Elkeles web site. The trailer is super cute.
Apocalypto
Tags: apocalypto, movies, reviews

Apocalypto is a beautiful, interesting, entertaining movie. It’s also disgustingly brutal. If you can stomach the gore, along with Mel Gibson’s heavy-handed symbolism and mildly offensive religious views, the film is well worth watching.
Jaguar Paw is a young hunter poised to become leader of his tribe. He has a pretty wife, a healthy son, and a new baby on the way. When his village is attacked by a neighboring tribe, he hides his wife and son in a nearby well, and returns to fight. He is captured and taken to a Mayan city, where the king performs sacrifices to appease the gods. Heads are chopped off and bodies roll down the face of the pyramids. There is a giant stack of corpses, as if the sacrifices numbered hundreds of victims per day.
Jaguar Paw is saved from being butchered by a twist of fate. A solar eclipse signals that the gods are satisfied. So he’s dragged to a ball field and told to run, just for a bit of sport. Despite taking an arrow to the side, he manages to escape. More violent stuff happens in the jungle. If you like crushed skulls and spurting blood, this part is awesome!
Meanwhile, Jaguar Paw’s wife is having a baby in the well. And it’s raining.
Jaguar Paw stumbles onto a beach, and the chase comes to a grinding halt. There are huge ships in the distance, carrying Spaniards. Uh-oh! Now the natives have a bigger problem to worry about, so they let Jaguar Paw go. He saves his wife and children, and they flee into the jungle, away from the new invaders. The End.
Besides the violence, which was so overdone it was gag-inducing and absurd, the movie’s basic premise is kind of offensive. There’s a quote at the opening, something about “a people can’t be conquered from outside unless they are already corrupt within.” And the movie’s tagline is “NO ONE CAN OUTRUN THEIR DESTINY.”
I took this to mean that the Mayan civilization was doomed, the people were destined to be conquered, and Christianity (in the form of colonizing Europeans) saved them from their savage, bloodthirsty, war-mongering selves.
But maybe I’m reading too much into it. My husband, who has a fair amount of native Mexican blood, wasn’t bothered by the “savage” stereotypes. He was too busy cheering for Jaguar Paw to kill all those other dudes!
On a more positive note, the film is visually stunning, fast-paced, and engaging. The cultural details seem painstakingly researched. The men were fierce warriors, and the people did sacrifice captives in a public forum. The depiction might be exaggerated, but it isn’t inaccurate. Also, the acting is excellent. Few words are spoken–and none in English. Props to Mel Gibson for that. Rudy Youngblood, who plays Jaguar Paw, communicates everything through body language and facial expressions. We root for him and care about his family. The character transcends stereotypes because we experience his struggles and feel his emotions.
Mel Gibson might be an ass, but Apocalypto is still a pretty good movie. B+

Meredith Duran’s Duke of Shadows: Torn Between Two Cultures
Tags: duke of shadows, meredith duran, reviews
San Diego is a wonderfully diverse community, and it feels very natural for me to incorporate characters of different ethnicities in my books. Sonora Vasquez of Crash Into Me is half Guatemalan. Luke Meza, the hero of Set the Dark on Fire is part Luiseño (Native American). Marc Cruz from Dangerous to Touch is Mexican.
I love bicultural heroes. But it’s seldom (in my opinion) that an author creates this kind of character well. Lisa Kleypas’ half-Mexican heroine in Sugar Daddy is a favorite of mine. Meredith Duran also handles the topic beautifully, serving up one of the most delicious dark heroes I’ve read in a long time.

Julian Sinclair, the heir to the Duke of Auburn, is half English, half Indian. The Indian setting is lushly drawn and spicy, the situation precarious—a country on the brink of rebellion. Duran does a superb job with physical description. Call me shallow, but this guy sounds hot:
Another step brought him full out of darkness, and she caught her breath. It was the man from indoors—the one with whom she had nearly collided earlier. Once again, his height took her off guard. He was taller even than Marcus, and a full head over her own considerable height.
His eyes were a luminescent green-gold, catlike as they reflected the faint light spilling from the bungalow. They watched her as though he waited for something.
“Are we acquainted?” she blurted out—knowing very well they were not.
He gave her a faint smile. “No.”
When he said nothing more, she arched a brow, returning rude stare for rude stare. At least, she hoped it was rude, for she suspected she might be ogling him. The man was unnervingly handsome—like something from a fever dream, brilliant and fierce, skin touched by gold and hair so black it absorbed the light. Earlier, indoors, she had found herself looking at him, thinking his face begged to be sketched. It would take only a few economical strokes—sharp, angular slashes for the cheekbones, a bold straight line for his nose, a fierce square for his jaw. Perhaps his lips would take more time. They were full and mobile, and saved his countenance from sternness.
He was very tanned. Doubt flickered through her mind, quashed as she considered his starched cravat and elegantly cut tailcoat. Of course he was English. The lazy grace with which he held himself made her aware of her own unmannerly slouch. She straightened, lifting her face toward the stars.
“A lovely night, isn’t it?”
Duran is a fabulous writer, and she also has a deft hand with character development. Here’s a passage of dialogue in which Emma (the heroine) and Julian discuss his impossible position:
The air burst from her lungs, a breath she’d been holding for perhaps forever. “I don’t know what to make of you! One moment you’re the man I met in the Evershams’ garden, and the next, you’re someone else entirely!”
“I see.” At length, he said, “If you must make something of me, the days ahead won’t be easy for you. I am not just an English aristocrat, Emma. I was born in this country, and for many years of my childhood I knew only two words of English—my first and last name.” His words gained speed, took on a sharper edge. “And I must say, if you think I have changed for the worse, that I have somehow lost my way, you are badly mistaken. The man you met in Delhi, the one you think you know—the fucking Marquess of Holdensmoor—he is the act. He is what I was forced to become.”
The days ahead aren’t easy for either of them. Julian wants freedom for India, but not death for his English peers. His loyalties belong to both countries, but he is trusted by neither. Duran gives us a realistic portrayal of a man torn between two cultures during a time of war.
The Duke of Shadows is a dense, satisfying read. I put it down often, but kept picking it back up. I only have a couple of quibbles. Although the writing is lovely, it isn’t quite perfect. There are repeated words (a tiny nitpick!) and some action sequences in which I felt as though I was watching a scene, not experiencing it through the character’s eyes. At times, the pace lacked urgency. Overall, Duran’s debut novel is very well crafted, rich but not heavy, filled with passion and angst. I’d give it a strong A-.
I’m looking forward to her next book, Bound by Your Touch, which releases June 30th. Jane of Dear Author gave it a solid A!
Guest Passenger
Tags: guest blog
I’m guest blogging at Riding with the Top Down today. The topic is names, and there’s a sexy excerpt. Wheee!
Happy Father’s Day!

Surfin’ Safari
Tags: birthdays, going surfing
To celebrate my 33rd birthday (What happened to my twenties? Seems like they were here just a few minutes ago LOL), my friend Jenn and I went surfing!

Sort of. I don’t know if what we did can be called surfing. For me, it was more like boogie boarding on a surfboard. And Jenn, well, she looked very cute in her rented wetsuit. As you can see from the action pose in the photo above, taken at the surf shop. We both got a great workout–my arms are still tired–and had lots of fun.

Let’s Chat
Tags: author chat
Joyfully Reviewed has invited me to be a part of their lovely author chat tomorrow (Sunday the 14th). Do say you’ll come! I’m scheduled for 7 p.m. EST (4 p.m. Pacific), but you can stop by earlier in the afternoon to chat with Lauren Dane and Beth Kery, or later in the evening to catch Leslie Kelley and Elizabeth Amber.
Thanks!
Trashy Books
Tags: crash into me, romance haters
Coming out of lurk to share the latest wrong against Romance!
According to Uptown Literati, a site for “cool chicks who love great books,” CRASH INTO ME is the worst beach read endorsed by any magazine this summer. They came to this conclusion after reading the adaptation in Cosmopolitan. FYI, it’s called an adaptation for a reason–Cosmo editors make a ton of changes. Both of the lines cited in the article aren’t actually mine. The title wasn’t my idea either, but I think it’s a great one.
I can’t really take offense to this article, or listen to criticism from someone who hasn’t even read my book. I believe this is just another case of the old “all romance is trash” mentality. Fair or not, sometimes negative press comes with the territory. I’m kind of flattered by the attention! Another new author first. : )
Here I go again
Tags: hiatus, sigh, summer
I’ve decided to take another break from the internet. Feel free to scoff, because I’ve said that before and totally ignored my resolution. This time, I really mean it! Summer is super hectic at Casa Sorenson. Both kidlets will be home all day and my husband works a lot of weekends/long hours. I have to squeeze computer time in between trips to the park, grocery store, swimming pool, post office, etc. And I can easily spend it:
1. Updating my blog
2. Reading/commenting on other blogs, and then coming back to see if anyone has read/responded to my comment
3. Checking my email every few minutes (OMG the loops)
4. Lurking/headscratching on Twitter
5. Visiting Dear Author obsessive-compulsively
6. Googling myself (this one is really embarrassing)
7. Looking at my Amazon stats (even worse)
If I had an extra hour or two to fool around every day, doing all of this stuff would be fine. But some days an hour or two is all I get, so I have to meet my word count goals first. I’ll be available via email, of course, but blogging less.
Twitter, I’m sorry. I’m just not that into you.
I have a guest spot at Riding with the Top Down on June 24th, and I may do a contest here involving the mysterious image from “Sneak Peek” in July. Look for more giveaways and guest blogs in late August, plus the *awesome* photo tour for Set the Dark on Fire.

Venus & Mars
Tags: erotica, reviews, tracie sommers
A few weeks ago I read my first m/m romance, and now I’m mixing it up even more with an f/m/f. Check out my guest review of Tracie Sommers’ erotic short story Tonight, My Love at Loving Venus, Loving Mars. If you’ve never visited this site before, you might want to have a look. They specialize in girl-on-girl romance and erotica that’s written by women for women.




